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RIDDLE of the month

QUESTION: If you throw me from the window, I will leave a grieving wife. Bring me back, but in the door, and You'll see someone giving life! What am I? Answer: The letter 'n'.wiNdow - widow. door - doNor  

I Could Use a Little Money

Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on.   After receiving his son's letter, the father immediately…

Things to ponder

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? If you keep trying…

What your e-mail address says about you

Own domain (e.g., @joesmith.com): You’re skilled and capable. @gmail.com: When the Internet stops working, you actually try rebooting the router before calling a family member for help. @hotmail.com: You still think that Myspace is hip. @yahoo.com: You send e-mail chain letters saying that Bill Gates will eat your hard drive unless you forward this message to everyone you know. @aol.com:…

Fun Things for Teachers to Do on the First Day of Class

Fun Things for Teachers to Do on the First Day of Class Wear a hood with one eyehole. Periodically make strange gurgling noises. After confirming everyoneís names on the roll, thank the class for attending 'Advanced Astrodynamics 690' and mention that yesterday was the last day to drop. Gradually speak softer and softer and then suddenly point to a student and…

Riddle of the month

QUESTION: Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack? ANSWER: A Parachute that didn't open

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

You MUST read them out loud [column col="1/2"] Ai Bang Mai Ne Ar U Wun Tu Chin Tu Fat Dum Gai Gun Pao Der Hu Flung Dung Hu Yu Hai Ding Jan Ne Ka Sun Kum Hia Lao Ze Sho Lao Zi Lin Ching Moon Lan Ding Ne Ahn Shai Gai Tai Ne Bae Be Tai Ne Po Ne Ten…

Best Answering Machine Messages

6. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and home phone number and they will get back…

He & She

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: Go on,…

Life Sentence

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting in the kitchen with a cup of coffee, and he appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from…
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